"Attention those Directed!
Our near neighbour Lifonlia has lost korrect direction - heading into a dynastic dispute, with regards to the archaich practice of hereditary succession. The Direktorat has appointed two official observers to view the situation in Lifonlia.
Unterdirektor Josepf Haltermann and Unterdirektor Hans Wagemueller.
They will report to the board, directly.
There is no cause for alarm, go to your homes, you are all safe - for the moment".
LD Otto Schwarz von Blitzenkruz
Authorization ID code: OIIIIIIIO